she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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