i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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