i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he wants to bone in the snuggie
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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