You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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