Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Vodka?
Forever.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize