Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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