that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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