I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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