you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Someone signed my nipple.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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