last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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