so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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