i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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