I don't think brook has ever known best
of course. lets lasso hookers.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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