The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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