my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Randomize
