btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Drake has all the answers
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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