so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
