Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Too much gin, very little bucket
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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