I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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