I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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