You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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