I just made out with a guy for $7.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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