happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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