I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the day after is always just damage control
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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