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I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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