She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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