are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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