I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
