i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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