found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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