What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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