She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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