How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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