Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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