i will never coherently bang her
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
