As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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