im drinking this country out of the recession.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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