I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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