if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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