There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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