I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we made out on top of his cat.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize