Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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