I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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