What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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