to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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