'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
