Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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