How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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