it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just puked most of my soul out..
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