Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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