it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
