like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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