Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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