i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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