Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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