I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
don't judge my taste in strippers
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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