Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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