That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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